twerklina:

peteseeger:

mmmmmmmmmmmm, Glasgow

mezzosexual:

Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka

1dietcokeinacan:

youdonthavetogotocollege:

tilthat:

TIL in the 1900’s tampons were soaked in opium and belladonna to relieve pain and relax the vagina.

via reddit.com

Let’s bring this back

Me in 1906 lying luxuriously on a chaise lounge w my pussy fully lost in the sauce

praystations:

i wanted to share this with you

homestuckorbust:

ectoimp:

So remember how I bought a motion activated night light for the toilet?
Well the cats seem to have discovered it. So I went to for a late night piss and was greeted to an ominous sight

duel the guardian of the piss alter

(Source: Porterr-Robinson)

(Source: Porterr-Robinson)

shaiza:

shaiza:

tilthat:

TIL a Paralyzed Man Recently Walked After Having His Nose Cells Transplanted Into His Spinal Cord

via reddit.com

Call that a [JOKE PENDING]

Call that Nose Encounters of the Hurt Spine

abbleremorse:

The way he looks back at the camera before prancing off is the closest thing we have to compare to what sailors of yore reported about mysterious, playful, and michevious mermaids leading their ships into rocky harbours with nothing but coy glances and a few errant splashes

(Source: abblermouse)

gayseawitch:

hellacarlos:

when u search for a very specific question in google and it shows the exact thing you’re looking for

(Source: baaras)

gluten-free-pussy:

not-your-basic-butch:

runawayrat:

hey h ey everyone look at This

incredible

It’s a hello kitty breast implant

Hello Titty

karna-pizzahut:

karna-pizzahut:

Let bayonetta say curse words in smash

Villager: picks up a gun and shoots at bayonetta

Bayonetta: oh thats enough you little fuck

oceanicgf:

oceanicgf:

wish i was in one of those tubes of aquarium goo… just shakin around..

this is where i belong 

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

*walks into a psychology lecture wearing a tshirt with freud’s face on it that says “THIS GUY IS A FUCKING IDIOT” in sparkly bold type*

well im glad SOMEONE got the implied subtext in this post