shutupaubrey:

shutupaubrey:

have you ever been kissed so passionately that you felt like you were in a daze and you couldn’t even move and you got all woozy

image


strivingking:

If you’re in college right now

Check the syllabus for each one of your classes right now while you bullshittin

Don’t fall behind this early in the semester off some bullshit



escapedgoat:

xxvalleygirlxx:

When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice

image

When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice

image



armisael:

the best video on the internet


disoriented-fuzzbutt:

ok google




me: are there any spirits listening
ouija: yes are you alone
me: yes
ouija: haha nice whats up :P
me: trying to contact my dead grandmother
ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol

landorus:

the older u get the funnier spongebob becomes


heteroiero:

we went in the darkroom today and  looked around and i was like “wow this is brighter than my future” and my photography teacher laughed so hard he almost cracked his head on the enlarger 


walkinghalfdead:

Give me those titties momther


whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious









© ohmockingjay